Getting the kids out the door in the morning for school and me for work often leaves us rushed, and getting out of bed late doesn't help. So the other day, as we walked to school:
DAD: I really need to get up earlier.
WILL: Yeah, Dad, I have to wake you up every morning.
DAD: I know. I set my alarm, but it is set to the radio so it doesn't really wake me up.
MAX: Dad, I know what you can do. You can wear a boxing glove to bed, and when you hear the radio in the morning, punch yourself in the face and then you will wake up.